I'm talking about the lid to my Fat Free Chocolate Snack Pack! I'm not the type that goes around licking things - windows, flag poles or food lids. Because I was so pissed off from my weigh-in, I skipped "awards" at the meeting and came back to the office so that I could eat my lunch and sulk.
After I plowed through my lunch, I got to my Snack Pack. (Insert Billy Madison reference here)
For the first time, I ripped the lid off and licked all of the pudding off of it! In all honesty, it was totally liberating! lol. I figured that if I was paying two points to eat that Snack Pack, then I was going to eat every last morsel that was in that container or on the lid.
So...what sparked this craze you ask? My stupid weigh-in. I totally hit a plateau this week. No, that's not entirely true. I hit a plateau AND gained .1 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know how Macaulay Culkin felt in Home Alone! Wow...that kid has a really big mouth. I wonder if I looked that ridiculous when I busted his move (like the picture above) pulling out of the Weight Watchers parking lot?
So where do I go from here? Hopefully, down - my weight that is - not my foul mood.
How am I going to get there? The topic in the meeting today was "exercise". My most favorite thing to do - NOT! Now, because I'm an exercise dropout, I've decided that there are a few things that should count as exercise:
- "Jumping" to conclusions
- Wearing a "push-up" bra
- "Running" my mouth (Which I'm really good at! If this were an Olympic sport I'd win Gold everytime!)
- "Stretching" the truth after I stepped on the scale
- "Picking up" cooking tips from friends
So now that I'm mad because I plateaued this week AND my list of exercise doesn't count, I'm going to go eat something.